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THE FIX

Theme: Missing what God is trying to tell you when it's right in front of you
Props: Plumber's tools
Roles: Fran, a woman who needs a leak repaired; A Plumber

 

FRAN: Oh, I'm so glad you've stopped by. We've got a problem in the basement. We've got a terrible leak, and I can't seem to plug it no matter what I do.

JOE: Well, that's why I'm here. Just point...

FRAN: It's so nice that even complete strangers will still stop by give people support.

JOE: I'm ready. I'm the plumb...

FRAN: Oh, and look at you. You're even holding a cork which is the exact size of the hole in the basement. And you've got tools and everything.

JOE: Yeah, I know, I came to fix the...

FRAN: But, I'm sorry sir, there isn't anything you can do. I called a plumber over an hour ago, and he still isn't here and I'm just beside myself. Oh sometimes I don't know what this world is coming to. When you call someone and they say that they will be here, you expect them to come. I mean, it's not like any one is holding them back from coming. You'd think they would want to come.

JOE: I do. I'm here. And...

FRAN: Oh, you're such a dear, and I appreciate it. Such a nice boy.

JOE: (LOUDER) Ma'am, I'm the one...

FRAN: Now there's no need to be anxious. It will be fixed in due time. Can I get you coffee? Maybe some tea?

JOE: (YELLING) Look Lady, I am a plumber

FRAN: Well, you don't have to yell.

JOE: Well, obviously I do. You have failed to listen to a thing that I have said.

FRAN: Oh, dear, I'm so sorry. Well, since you're here, would you like to look at my basement? I called someone an hour ago and they still haven't showed up!

 

By Lloyd Evans
© 2000 Lloyd Evans