1: There isn’t much on TV
2: And I’m bored
3: Guess we’ll have to sit here and click through the
channels
2: Hey, a test pattern
3: All the pretty colors
2: I love these lazy Sunday afternoons
1: Yeah, so lazy
2: You might even call it a lackluster Sunday
1: Don’t use words like lackluster that defeats the whole
purpose of a lazy Sunday
3: Exactly. You just don’t have to think on a day like
today. I don’t plan on increasing my vocabulary by one word. It’s just too
much work.
2: In fact, anything that even smells like work it out of
the picture
1: I’ll keep on flipping
2: Here’s an interesting show
3: Yeah, I’ve seen this. It’s called When House Plants
attack 4.
1: Aww, it’s awful. This is where an Easter lily
terrorizes a small town.
2: Yeah, change the channel
1: Look, the batteries have fallen out of the remote
2: Quickly, change the channel before I…
3: At least it didn’t get stuck on PBS
1: You know, these crackers are really (cough, choke, etc.)
3: Hey, he’s choking.
2: Yeah, we should help. But getting up on a lazy Sunday is
just not something I really want to do
(MAN 3 performs Heimlich on MAN 1)
1: Man, what took you guys so long?
2: Are you kidding me? We earned this day, working all week.
And then you come along with your choking. Because of you I missed the Hibiscus
attacking family of four
1: Well, you saved my life. I guess I should be grateful
3: Are you grateful enough to put the batteries back in the
remote
1:Well, I’m grateful. But not grateful enough to not be
lazy