LAZY

 

1: There isn’t much on TV

2: And I’m bored

3: Guess we’ll have to sit here and click through the channels

2: Hey, a test pattern

3: All the pretty colors

2: I love these lazy Sunday afternoons

1: Yeah, so lazy

2: You might even call it a lackluster Sunday

1: Don’t use words like lackluster that defeats the whole purpose of a lazy Sunday

3: Exactly. You just don’t have to think on a day like today. I don’t plan on increasing my vocabulary by one word. It’s just too much work.

2: In fact, anything that even smells like work it out of the picture

1: I’ll keep on flipping

2: Here’s an interesting show

3: Yeah, I’ve seen this. It’s called When House Plants attack 4.

1: Aww, it’s awful. This is where an Easter lily terrorizes a small town.

2: Yeah, change the channel

1: Look, the batteries have fallen out of the remote

2: Quickly, change the channel before I…

3: At least it didn’t get stuck on PBS

1: You know, these crackers are really (cough, choke, etc.)

3: Hey, he’s choking.

2: Yeah, we should help. But getting up on a lazy Sunday is just not something I really want to do

(MAN 3 performs Heimlich on MAN 1)

1: Man, what took you guys so long?

2: Are you kidding me? We earned this day, working all week. And then you come along with your choking. Because of you I missed the Hibiscus attacking family of four

1: Well, you saved my life. I guess I should be grateful

3: Are you grateful enough to put the batteries back in the remote

1:Well, I’m grateful. But not grateful enough to not be lazy

3: Exactly